Posted in November 2011

Bakit Ganun [20]

Bakit may mga taong sa halip na tanungin kung okay ka ba, kung kamusta ka, at kung masaya ka pa ba.. e magpapalibre pa sayo. Nakakainis lang. Hindi naman nila alam pinagdadaanan mo tapos gnun.

Closeness

closeness is the tendency to fall in love with somebody. this is based from reality that even friends turned out to be lovers unexpectedly.

Taxi Moment

Kit: kuya sa Dominga po ako. Taxi driver: okay ma’am. Wala po ba kayong sundo? Kit: (isip isip ko, magtataxi ba ako kung may sundo) wala po ako nun e. Work na lang muna Taxi driver: tandaan nyo po ma’am, kapag successful sa work malas sa lovelife kasi walang oras. -echosers tong si Kuyang taxi … Continue reading »

Sayote

During QMR Donn to Jp Ramos: dba buddy ndi mo rin alam ung sayote? Jp: oo, hehe Myk: ndi mo alam ung sayote? Un kaya ung kapag tinanong ka kung, kanino ito? Sagot mo sayote. Hahahahahahahaha

By Chance

Hi Girl, you just caught my eye thought I should give it a try and get your name and your number go grab some lunch and eat some cucumbers

GGV

Nasaan si elisa? -nasa binondo kasama ni budoy. Kung magkikita kayo ni budoy anong sasabihin mo sakanya? -ako bading. Hahaha. Dami kong tawa

Naalala

tanong ni Chef sa Junior Master Chef: anong naaalala mo twing pasko? ako: ung paskong masaya kaming magkasama.   nakakamiss lang talaga ung moment na yun.

Daan

Ronica: pwede ka naman dumaan dun sa may kay Kit. Goldwin: naawa ako kay Kit e. Ronica: sa ‘kin ndi ka naawa? Kit: hahaha

Yes or No

Stewardess: Do you want a drink, Sir? Sir: What are the choices? Stewardess: yes or no. Omigaaaaaad!

Understand?

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.